@adrianmyreality

If you’re looking for an experimental couple, we’re trying a new chicken recipe tonight, hit us up.

@adrianmyreality

My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.

@adrianmyreality

Every time my neighbor mows his lawn at 7am, I just stand on my front porch naked with my coffee watching him.