Long day at work, let me decompress by logging on and reading racist tweets by some guy named Wrath of Odysseus
Cutting the rings on my 6 pack plastic thing so nobody chokes when i throw it into the turtle enclosure at the aquarium
Please, Daddy was my father. Call me Son
Dying sensei: Please, be mindful.. If you remember just one thing… A butterfly flaps its wings… hurricane, across the world …
Me (writing down in my notebook): Butteflys Dangerous
the 1000 IQ baby who kills itself at 1 year old
You only live once – you should try to spend as much time on the computer as possible. After you die, you won’t have access to it any more