@ahamedweinberg

Tombstones should just say how old the person was. I don’t wanna walk around doing grave math.

@ahamedweinberg

2015. Worse than the death of paper is the death of staplers. Rest in peace you sexy plastic alligators.

@ahamedweinberg

The irony of being a horse is you could lift weights all day and you will still only have 1 horsepower