You should marry the first person who can understand what you’re saying while you brush your teeth.
Saying “sounds good” is probably the nicest way to abruptly end a conversation.
I’m going to need to see a warrant before you look through any pictures on my phone besides the one I show you.
How depressed are you on a scale from 1 to “regularly visits song lyrics websites”?
Girls greet each other normally the way I’d act if I saw a friend who I thought was dead.