How and why my FUR ROOM exists
Anti-Hero if Taylor Swift was in a SKA BAND @Skatunenetwork
What if Billie Eilish’s Bad Guy was by Meghan Trainor?
What REALLY happens when you build Ikea furniture…
It’s my birthday!
This loopy thing is my gift to you 馃巿
What if IN DA CLUB was a Christmas Song?
What if Baby Shark was by Lady Gaga? 馃鈿★笍
I just literally fell INSIDE a public toilet because I did too many squats earlier and couldn鈥檛 control my sitting down. This is the greatest proof I’ve ever had that fitness is not worth the struggle.
“What character would I like to see throwing up in a parking lot?”
-How I pick my Halloween costume
Carpe DM
There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I’m pretty sure it’s to charge our phones.
I asked my friend what keeps her up at night. She answered, “helium.” Also, my friend is a balloon.
What happens when you retweet a compliment about how humble you are?
Facebook definitely needs to change their name. Pretty sure books aren’t supposed to make you dumber.
Sorry, I didn鈥檛 mean to text you a graphic description of my explosive diarrhea. Stupid autocorrect.