How and why my FUR ROOM exists
Anti-Hero if Taylor Swift was in a SKA BAND @Skatunenetwork
What if Billie Eilish’s Bad Guy was by Meghan Trainor?
What REALLY happens when you build Ikea furniture…
It’s my birthday!
This loopy thing is my gift to you 🎈
What if IN DA CLUB was a Christmas Song?
What if Baby Shark was by Lady Gaga? 🦈⚡️
I just literally fell INSIDE a public toilet because I did too many squats earlier and couldn’t control my sitting down. This is the greatest proof I’ve ever had that fitness is not worth the struggle.
“What character would I like to see throwing up in a parking lot?”
-How I pick my Halloween costume
Carpe DM
There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I’m pretty sure it’s to charge our phones.
I asked my friend what keeps her up at night. She answered, “helium.” Also, my friend is a balloon.
What happens when you retweet a compliment about how humble you are?
Facebook definitely needs to change their name. Pretty sure books aren’t supposed to make you dumber.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to text you a graphic description of my explosive diarrhea. Stupid autocorrect.