Bicyclists, it’s one thing to hog the road, but it’s quite another to expect us to know your fancy hand signals. Also, I can see your balls.
Apparently my hub is a 92 yr old trapped in a younger body. He just referred to you guys as my Pinstagram friends.
Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn’t realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It’s causing quite a stir…
Hey people that twitter says are “similar to me”, where do people like us put our car keys?!?!?!
I saved my husband’s life insurance company 1 million dollars by switching to xanax.
My life coach just asked me leave because apparently she has “other pedicures to do” and doesn’t “speak English”.