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Only your family knows what you’re truly capable of.
Every year my sister-in-law sends out an email to all of us assigning us our Thanksgiving dishes. The turkey, the stuffing, the side dishes, desserts, etc.
Every year I’m assigned “bottled water”.
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I said “no” to a lot of things this year without giving them a chance.
In 2016 I plan on saying “maybe” more and then changing it to “no”.
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At least once a day I say “nice to meet you” to someone I’ve already met which is a great feeling for all involved.
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“I haven’t accomplished much but I will harshly judge the hard work of others”
-Critics
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iPhone 6: For people who don’t mind holding an iPad up to their ear.
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If The Lego Movie is about anything other than parents walking around and cursing after stepping on Legos, it’s not based on a true story.
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A Morning After pill but for over eating.
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Don’t hate every single one of your friends yet? Get Facebook.
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The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don’t mind carrying around a 42″ screen.
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I’m always sad when I see a homeless person or someone with a Blackberry.