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We were just four regular guys who became legends thanks to karoke night and The Spice Girls

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I’m not surprised I woke up with a mannequin after too much to drink. I am surprised though that I used a condom

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As we debated who would win between Vader and Gandalf, we suddenly realized our dates had left

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It’s perfectly acceptable to hate someone who brags about how much sleep they get

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The downside of dating intelligent women is having to Google what they call you when it ends badly

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The good news: She actually gave me her number

The bad news: She asked for it back after I fell and tripped into a plant walking away

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Maybe a funeral isn’t the best place to practice my evil laugh

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Look dude, I’m going to need to see alot more chest hair and jewelry if you want into my Disco party

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Just so you know, you will be asked to leave the funeral if you do a drum solo on the coffin…no matter how epic it is