Just watched a woman outside of the UPS store yell at another woman, “GO TO HELL, MARGARET!” Margaret looked absolutely scandalized. As if this was the first time someone told Margaret to go to hell. As if.
*getting murdered*
WAIT!!!!!!!
*buys new underwear and put them on.*
*flosses*
*sets phone on fire*Okay, proceed.
What kind of shit holiday encourages kids to ring my doorbell AND ask for free food?
If you’re not going to offer booze at your wedding, at least have the decency to provide a wifi password.