Thank you Ortega, these tacos are gonna rock
If there was a cool Dem gov named Unford, and she picked him, they would by Harris/Unford.
My dog, every day, brings out a shoe, a shoe of mine in my current shoe rotation, and won’t let it go until I give her a bully stick. It’s extortion!
Soda bread tastes so good after I remove 200 raisins from each square inch of bread.
I did not ask for this, the TikTok algo is giving me overweight people whose spouses cheated on them with their apparently thinner siblings, followed by weight loss and reconciliation with their terrible spouses? I just want step-dancing videos ffs!
so mom just interrupted my Zoom standup set to ask me to carry her martini to her bedroom because it was too heavy.