A bad analogy is like a cucumber
Don’t be part of the problem, be the whole problem
Hinder: an app that locates available singles nearby who will stall your life in some significant way
Saint West, the patron of selfies
One way to handle social anxiety is to pretend you are a ghost & people are staring at you because they have a gift they never asked for
“Women are crazy!”
“Did one try to murder you unprovoked?”
“No I just disappeared from her life with no notice & she went all PSYCHO on me.”
“Doctor, how bad is it?”
“I mean, you’re just not a great singer. I don’t know why you needed a doctor to confirm for you, but there it is.”
Sometimes my stomach will make a noise and my brain will be like ok I never signed off on that
Friendship: because I’ve said many dumb things & you acted like they were TED talks