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@ariscott : [Day after Xmas]
7am: I am detoxing today, only fruit and liquids for me
9am: There are worse things than eating 14 cookies for breakfast
@ariscott: Please God, let the weather be nice for my picnic. There are 7 billion people on this planet. Many starving. Please hear my picnic prayer.
@ariscott: Twitter's original name was "Sentence Contest"
@ariscott: Social media: We're getting rid of chronological order.
SM: Cool, right?!
SM: Glad you're excited!
@ariscott: I'm at a hockey game and the players weren't really trying but then a guy 5 rows up yelled "come on" and then they tried harder.
@ariscott: For someone so concerned with marriage licenses, God sure was focused on dinosaurs for 180 million years.
@ariscott: If you ever see a movie where a woman is depressed and she has shaved legs that movie is bullshit.