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I’m putting salt in this mustard and I’m calling it Saline Dijon and you can’t stop me

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“sorry sorry sorry reallysorry reallysorry sorry” – remorse code

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed “Heaven nun” or “Angel nun” you’re wrong.

The answer was “Nun of the Above”.

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“AUGHHGGUAUGGHGHGHGHGGGGH!!!!!!!!” – killer wail

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Happy Let’s-Pretend-This-Relationship-Is-Still-Working Day

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I just read a story about someone finding a dead body at a Walmart. HOW EMBARRASING, I’d never be caught dead at a Walmart.