I’m putting salt in this mustard and I’m calling it Saline Dijon and you can’t stop me
“sorry sorry sorry reallysorry reallysorry sorry” – remorse code
What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?
If you guessed “Heaven nun” or “Angel nun” you’re wrong.
The answer was “Nun of the Above”.
“AUGHHGGUAUGGHGHGHGHGGGGH!!!!!!!!” – killer wail
I just read a story about someone finding a dead body at a Walmart. HOW EMBARRASING, I’d never be caught dead at a Walmart.