I like how your profile picture is you at your wedding, so are you like a professional bride
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Crows are like if a witch decided “I’m a bird now, too”
Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces
A snake is what happens when a string goes “what if I was alive and had a weird mad looking head”
Hey I got your text but then I died, I’ll probably like resurrect when we accidentally run into each other though
I noticed that you’re still staring at me after I already answered your question, what can we do to stop this
Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?