I hope my company doesn’t馃槀馃槀
God must really be loving Stupid people.. He created so many!!
It’s all fun and games until you have to decide “who eats the last piece of chicken appetizer” at the office dinner.
Me: How do I really create a high
income? How do I pay taxes? How
do I buy a new house?School:
Well actually, Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
I googled my symptoms and it turns out that half of y’all are stupid 馃
The first 5 days after the weekend are always difficult馃槶
Some mornings I just want to punch people in the face before they could even speak because I know they’ll definitely deserve it later in the day !!
Apparently, the new iPhone 13 Pro Max will help you lose weight pretty quickly..
..
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..Because once you buy it, you won’t be able to afford food for 3 months !!
She’s dating the both of us bro. You’re my boyfriend-in-law.
~every 18 year old.
My version of flirting these days is looking at someone I find attractive, multiple times..
..and hoping that they’re more brave than I am !!
Dear stupid people, there’s a thin line between the upper and lower lip. Seal it !!
Personal trainer: So what’s your goal?
Me: I wanna look good in pictures that I’m not taking myself!!
Police: Sir, you account is hacked.
Me: Twitter?
Police: No, bank account.
Me: Oh, thank god !!
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say.. “Hey look! That one is shaped like an idiot!