@awordforaword: *sets up 10 security questions for online account*
*clicks on "remember me"*
@awordforaword: "Are you listening to understand or to be right?"
~ sometimes pretending to listen results in unexpected mutiple choice questions
@awordforaword: "Finish your peas. Kids in China are starving"
"Finish your math. Kids in America are cheating off the Asian kids"
@awordforaword: I finally got my first interview since moving to the US. Almost able to say something more romantic to the GF than "you're out of batteries"
@awordforaword: *men apologize for their weakness*
*women apologize for their strength*
*aliens probe neither*
@awordforaword: Doesn't get paid: has popcorn and vodka martinis for dinner.
Gets paid: has popcorn and raspberry vodka martinis for dinner.
@awordforaword: If the radius of a pizza is Z and the thickness is A, then the volume of pizza is PI x Z x Z x A. #asianshowingoff