@bacon_gillepic

Y’all keep saying Columbus was a bad dude and he shouldn’t had a day, but y’all need to shut up because I like getting mattresses on sale

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What if archeologists just matched the wrong bones and the t-Rex actually had super long arms

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Plot twist a clown family hired a normal guy for their kids birthday party

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A client on the phone accidentally said they love me before they hung up

Not gonna lie it felt good

@bacon_gillepic

Person: you only live once

Me: that is the best news I’ve heard all day