*sneeze*
……bless you
*sneeze*
……bless you
*sneeze*
……bless you
*sneeze*
………GO TO HELL!!
“MAKE GOOD CHOICES!!”, I screamed from inside the cop car
I have 2 moods:
NAMASTE
&
NAMASTAB
Don’t make eye contact
Don’t make eye contact
Don’t make eye contact“Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?”
SURE!
…bringing the total amount of cookies to 348
Sorry to the guy in the car having to witness me checking for boogers in his tinted windows.
*pulls all the hair out of my brush and places it all over my dog*
If you ever want your kids to communicate with you, just make sure you’re talking to someone else on the phone.
*gets lockjaw when putting on eyeliner*
So he says ” Nice glasses” and I say ” Thanks! They’re for seeing ”
*slaps knee*
You’re not allowed to say “long story short” after talking for 30 minutes.
People who say “I hate to bother you” need to learn to hate it a little bit more.