“I wish there was some kind of drink that would make you feel awake.” I say, just loud enough for my coffee to hear.
Normalize bringing 30 days of corn rations on first dates
My Merriam-Webster app just caught me looking up a definition on Google 😬
Her dating profile: If my dog doesn’t like you we can’t be together 😤😋
Lady, I’m not gonna hang out around a dog that doesn’t like me anyway
It’s actually pretty rude of you to assume that I know what I’m doing