@berikerimeri

“Have a nice day” is a bit pushy. I prefer “Have a decent enough day to not punch someone”

@berikerimeri

*Accidentally drops ice cube*
Me: Sadly watches it melt
My dogs: OMG A TREAT

@berikerimeri

Karma: Do you believe in me?
World: No
Karma: How’s 2020 treating you?