Reverse cowboy is when you scatter the herd and actively promote bandits and wolves to take what they will.
Judge: I need you to digitize all of my case resolutions and then make backups, on a remote server.
Law clerk: You want me to cloud your judgements?
J: You’re in contempt.
I washed a man in Reno just to watch him dry.
Motel 6: We’ll leave a light on.
Motel 6’s Dad: You will not.
At what age do you have THE talk with your daughter about how she is not the princess of anything and she’ll need to get a job.
Is it 6?
I use awkward numerical range description anywhere between 13 and 4 times a day.