@bgdadyspnkbtm

My goal of having sex in 2020 isn’t looking good.

2021 isn’t looking good either.

@bgdadyspnkbtm

If you send me to get burgers and fries, I’m eating some of your fries on the way home.

@bgdadyspnkbtm

I don’t think some women realize just how handsome my mom says I am.

@bgdadyspnkbtm

For $5 I’ll comment on your exes new relationship status saying “you gave me herpes!”