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I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines. He’s a singer songwriter.
Or sew it seams.
Got talking to a girl last night, asked her name. She said everyone calls me Vivaldi. I said is that because your a great Violinist.
She said no, it’s because my names Viv and I work at Aldi.😳😳
Your Time On Earth Is Limited. Don’t Try To “Age With Grace,” Age With Mischief, Audacity, And A Good Story To Tell.😉💂🏻♀️👋🏻🇬🇧🍻
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow this changes everything.”
Always answer the door wearing a coat.
If you’re pleased to see them, tell them you’ve just got home.
If you don’t want them in, say you were just on your way out.
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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up.
I have selfie steam issues.
I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”