long ago, the four philosophers lived together in harmony
medusa: look into my gaze
me:
dwayne johnson: did it do anything?
perseus is an idiot, he brought a sword to beat medusa. that’s literally trying to beat rock with scissors
i bet it really sucks to throw up if you’re a giraffe
snake: i’m poisonous, you better not upset me
me: ACTUALLY you being poisonous isn’t much of a concern to me! If you were venomous however—
snake: *biting my neck repeatedly*