Orange juice, 2 coffees, some fruit, bacon, mushrooms, potato with something sausagey & then another coffee. They were serving cake too but I didn’t have any because I’m not an animal.
I’ve put the garden waste wheelie bin out. I’ve no idea if it’s getting collected today but everyone else in the street has now done the same just in case.
When one of your kids forgets they borrowed some your clothes & wear them in front of you. That.
Monday
When you’ve lost your own gloves & just grab the first pair that turn up.
Me refusing to admit that my favourite shirt is a bit too tight now
May have had one breakfast too many
Saturday
no one’s wearing a mask anymore not even bank robbers
why I oughta
Me trying to fit a 4 finger kitkat in my mouth because I’ve just heard one of the kids approaching
It’s a little bit tight did you keep the receipt?
No. He’s not coming out to play
the chicken was already gone when I got here
Alexa, find me a cat who’s hell bent on world domination just as soon as the weather picks up a bit.
