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@blahdevivre : WIFE: I'm leaving you CARL (my personal sound effects guy): *makes sad trombone sound* ME: Is it because of- WIFE: yes it's because of Carl

@blahdevivre: DRIVING CLASS: 10 and 2

REAL LIFE: 7 and french fries

@blahdevivre: INTERVIEWER: It says here you can't read
ME: thanks what else does it say

@blahdevivre: wife: Don't be an idiot
me: IT'S NOT A CHOICE, SARAH

@blahdevivre: (three days later, in the shower)
STORMTROOPER: *slaps forehead* omg those WERE the droids I was looking for

@blahdevivre: ME: I think human cloning is a big mistake

ALSO ME: ok wow, I'm right here