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Guy asked me where I got my green eyes. Great! Now I have to explain what the Vikings did when they got to Sicily.

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It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than figure out how to limit their access to your facebook page.

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Yes, Firefox. I will abort the script but only to save the life of the web page.

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Sign at the gas station: “Bathroom is no longer available.” I can’t believe it. Even the Shell bathroom has someone.