Hey babe, are you a voodoo doll? Because I feel like stabbing you.
I read a list earlier today of toxic things one should avoid
Anyway, thought of you
Where is my emotional support mac n cheese when I need it?
Had a tiny prick in my gums today at the dentist
Anyway, thought of you
Absolutely no one
Me (3 days later thinking): hmm he never argued against the fact that I said I weigh more than him….
Why does the minion look better in a thong than me? and other random thoughts
I’m sorry I said you were cute before I knew your personality
I would only want to be a ghost if I could randomly bite people
Damn I just accidentally punched myself in the face while removing a bralette! That will teach me