babysitting a pair of twin babies rn and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane” idk just feels weird
starting conversations with short people by saying “back when i was your height…”
“omg you’re a paramedic! what’s the worst thing you’ve seen?” bro my paycheck
gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms
[me, a people pleaser]: “no doctor that’s okay, whatever type of blood you have is fine”