“Get a puppy,” they said.
“It will be fun,” they said.I got 4 hours of sleep.
If you wear oversized sweats to the grocery store, and an attractive man smiles at you, is it a flirty smile or a pity smile?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I need a nap,
and a cheeseburger too.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I need another cup of coffee
And a donut, too.
But wait…..does your wife know that you’re divorced?
If you’re happy and you know it….it’s the wine.