Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.
”You will die alone.” I hate fortune cookies. Wait! This is a note from my mom!
Once in a while I post a subtweet. I hope you’re reading this Susan. I want my Gameboy back. Bitch.
I love meeting new people. Not you. Don’t touch me.
If you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?