I don’t always sleep well, but when I do, it’s 5mins before the alarm goes off
All I’m saying is a cucumber will never ghost you.
We’re finally out of lockdown!!!
Spare a thought for Melbourne waxing business on Wednesday morning. They gonna see some scary shit.
3am
Brain: What if all cats are named Meow and all dogs are named Woof and they’re just correcting us when we call them by the names we gave them?
Hear me out. An Elton John themed Indian restaurant named Rocket Naan.