Your Daily Dose Of Unadulterated Funny Tweets

This is why you don’t eat at everybody house

I swear some people should be banned from cooking

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1594930088579039232/pu/vid/576x1024/FLdFVyiBjlAPlnTf.mp4?tag=14

This was a bad idea all around

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1590256577558319105/pu/vid/576x1138/ofBpO8jGhUHDvaDy.mp4?tag=12

My horny ass could NOT have a banana cleaner 😭

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1588746833794310148/pu/vid/576x1024/_vsqR0xn8PQSwNDd.mp4?tag=12

Me: *driving*

My mom at every turn:

He a real one for that

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1582190217984876544/pu/vid/720x886/TGowa4VBY7T523qJ.mp4?tag=12

A short story of betrayal:

This video of a hamster riding a mini moped has been on repeat since I seen it lol

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1569922435658534913/pu/vid/720x1280/iXLUjwZu5r6iPfRa.mp4?tag=12

Me rushing back from the bathroom at 3 am so I dont lose any tiredness

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1187432867930005504/pu/vid/336x336/fH92K5VA7dKQArkB.mp4?tag=10

Mom: why aren’t you and your “friend” close anymore?

Me:

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1186382507840815110/pu/vid/480x360/lMBnG1-oClMvFGM_.mp4?tag=10