“This race is over,” said Donald Trump, referring to the entire human race if he is elected president.
Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi.
“Where do escalators come from?”
“Well, when an Escalade and an alligator love each other very much…”
“So how did you two meet?”
“Unfortunately.”
Rabbits who hang out in indie pet stores are hopsters.
Deck the halls. Kick the windows. Strike the doors. Pummel the chandeliers. Clog the toilets. You will defeat this house.
Jay Z: Can I get a what what?
Teacher: Jay Z, can you or may you?
Jay Z: SORRY MAY I GET A WHAT WHAT
Teacher: Yes, you may get a what what.