Sorry I was staring at your nachos while you were talking about your painful divorce
My favorite machine at the gym is the one you put change in and snacks come out
Me : It’s over & nothing you say will make me change my mind
Him : ‘I just ordered a large thin crust’
Me : Be there in 10 min
I get my eyes from my Dad & the ability to find something wrong with almost anything from my Mom
Not to brag but both my kids are from the same dad
I asked my 9 yr old a question 27 min ago.
She’s still answering it.