I have decided to leave my past behind me, so if I owe you money… I’m sorry, but I’ve moved on, and maybe it’s time that you do too.
Subway Guy: Enjoy your sandwich
Me: You too!
Subway Guy:
Me:
Me: *gives him my sandwich* this is yours now
If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you
Someone explain why clothes are so expensive? I should not have to pay this much to not be naked. People should pay ME to not be naked