To err is human… To not know what err means is American.
How dare you incinerate that I don’t know big words.
Twitter is like a dorm, someone is always up at every hour, someone is crying and someone is drunk.
Each one of us has a secret. My secret is that I can’t keep a secret. Also Jill is a lesbian.
Trail Mix should just be called “Dig around until you find the M&M’s”