Everyone says this ChatGPT is as smart as a person, but I won’t be inpressed until I know which person.
Here’s a fun number: 8
After months of testing, 8 is the number of whiskey sours I can have before my online students begin to notice that I am losing consciousness.
🎵Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
🎵Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
🎵Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
🎵Baby shark!🎶
Let’s band together to stop Muppet cruelty. How many Elmos need to die before people will take notice?
Check out the legs on this baby
umm…
What, tough guy? Come try taking that picture over here, why don’t ya?
Yous guys keep her distracted. I do the rest. Got it?
You learn something every day
Always wrinkle-check your t-shirts
Destined to be a firefighter from birth.
I said I wanted my bamboo “grilled”…not toasted. GRILLED! Why is this so difficult to understand? I want to see your manager.
Today, I realized that I am half-centaur.
Doctor-requested food diaries suck. Do you know how long it takes to eat a Family Size bag of M&M’s when you have to weigh each one?
WHY would you be happy about this?
