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@broodingYAhero : As an incredibly powerful, mostly evil, very attractive supernatural being, I have one weakness:
A female protagonist who has just turned sixteen and thinks there’s nothing special about her at all.

@broodingYAhero: Don't worry, protagonist. I'm sure your ridiculously specific amnesia has nothing to do with the missing member of the royal family who is exactly your age.

@broodingYAhero: For main female characters, prom is inevitable. Even if you try to skip it, a perfectly-fitting dress will appear in your life.
Lock the doors, or run far away. No matter where you go, prom will find you.