imagining a gas station in the 1800s but it’s guys parking their horses as they eat some grain and the guys complain about the price of the grains
men only want one thing: a large italian wife that chases them around with a big wooden spoon when they sneak a meatball before dinner
this is the best interaction on twitter
is it pronounced stephen or stefan? anyways he’s now pronounced dead, sorry about your dad kid *ruffles hair*
was trying to insult someone and my phone corrected it to “ducklord”. now he is the ducklord & i am powerless against his mallard onslaught
freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door