Lycra leggings didn’t get me to the gym.
But I choreographed a modern dance trying to peel them off.
I must be getting old.
The haircut I need is in my nose.
To the woman a booth over who said “There’s nothing worse than cold toast!”
I want your life.
Wonders if chickens do the funky people.
My husband pays me the highest compliments. Like “WOW! Look at you. You’re dressed.”
Avacado is butter mascarading as a vegetable.
Somebody had to say it.