Tried out a new set of long handled surgical forceps.
In lesser news, It turns out that I didn’t need that toenail after all.
My house is almost 80 years old, so are some of the spiders, judging by the size of them.
You know you’re getting old when you scroll down the birthday drop down menu … And it starts going into Roman Numerals.
You know that pain which starts at your hip, runs down your leg, out the front door,and goes across the street to the bus stop… I’ve that.
You totally had me at “I want you” and I was so excited, I completely missed the ” To leave me alone” part….Sorry my bad.
Someone with OCD visited my TL whilst I was napping and now all my tweets
seem to be facing the same way.
Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove.
Today Mother phoned asked me what I was doing . I said I was on Google maps and looking at her house .She asked if I could see her waving .