I wear workout clothes to get Burger King breakfast so the drive thru lady thinks I worked out first. Dont be afraid to live your best life.
Me: Dropped my phone & now screen doesn’t work.
Help forum: Should’ve had a better case.
Apparently, my mother works in Samsung support now.
Unsuspecting male: So what kind of restaurants do you like?
Me: Open ones.
“Nine Foods You Should Never Eat Again”
Also known as the contents of my refrigerator.
NO I didn’t eat a whole box of Girl Scout Cookies. I just ate all the cookies inside it.