skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. that’s the toddler injury
this picture pisses me off so bad. no bread or cheese but we brought the fucking pinecones. i’d be so pissed if my girlys showed up to the picnic with this shit. id be taking big bites of that pine cone saying MMM YUMMY just to make a point
grateful there’s a whole airline for virgins . i do NOT want them on my flight
please do not approach me unless i have an exclamation point above my head indicating i have a quest for you
i love banana bread you just buy a bunch of bananas and then ignore them for a while and finally you’re like ok u will be bread now
goldilocks was so stupid for not wanting to sleep in a bed too big for her. oh nooo i’m tooo comfy!! shut up