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@cathisamazing : Cyclists who think you're both a car AND a pedestrian.
@cathisamazing: Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
@cathisamazing: Everybody just wants to get off...
....This elevator because that guy stinks
@cathisamazing: I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.