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@cathisamazing : Cyclists who think you're both a car AND a pedestrian.

Explain yourselves.

@cathisamazing: Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.

@cathisamazing: Everybody just wants to get off...

....This elevator because that guy stinks

@cathisamazing: I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.