A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.
clark kent’s honeymoon starts on a down note
Just heard that someone has started digging Fidel Castro’s grave..
Must be a communist plot.
mountain lion attacks are on the rise. especially in california. be prepared!
Mark Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn’t want to waste time on things that don’t matter.
He runs Facebook.
If you go to jail for tax evasion, you are living off taxes for not paying taxes.
Burglars broke into Kanye West’s home. As a result, 500 statues of Kanye West are missing.