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Just heard that someone has started digging Fidel Castro’s grave..

Must be a communist plot.

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mountain lion attacks are on the rise. especially in california. be prepared!

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Mark Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn’t want to waste time on things that don’t matter.

He runs Facebook.

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If you go to jail for tax evasion, you are living off taxes for not paying taxes.

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Burglars broke into Kanye West’s home. As a result, 500 statues of Kanye West are missing.