I’m not lazy
shut up and take my money
cyclists
#Caturday
titanic
notice
what?
mechanics be like
There needs to be a Yelp for coworkers:
Gary in Accounting – 3.2/5 Stars “He can’t read emails for shit, but he’ll occasionally bring in donuts for everyone”
lost dog
SURVIVAL TIP: IF LOST IN THE WOODS, BUILD A SHELTER. THE TAX COLLECTOR WILL BE THERE SHORTLY.
emergency phone
My wife asked me, “How do I look?”
I said, “With your eyes.”
I almost lost mine.
#Caturday
ouch
