My five moods:
1. I’m too old for this shit.
2. I’m too tired for this shit.
3. I don’t have time for this shit.
4. I’m too sober for this shit.
5. I don’t get paid enough for this shit.
#Caturday
Gentleman, want to make your lady feel special? Place her picture in the kitchen, and write employee of the month.
She’ll love it! Follow me for more relationship tips
What do you call someone who only believes 12.5% of the Bible?
An eighteist.
c’mon!
#Caturday
repaired
What’s the game you play that when you lose you never regret it?
Russian roulette.
#TopTip
#Caturday
new record!
shit just got real
#Caturday
me
